Hello…introduce us : professional feline ready to serve human. See the look?
We work 24 hours a day 7 days a week around the house (and neighbour’s
sometimes).
As a pro, we oblige to :- Loyal to human, care and un-conditional loving.
- Accompany you, always by side in good and bad times for better and worse
- Keep away the stress. Proven.
- Acting as human’s object of affection :p …we enjoy it though
- Know our names or the way human call us
- Entertain human by showing a funny attitude sometimes
- Not stealing any food from your table
- Cat food and clean water on our bowl, please keep them in the kitchen area.
- Litter box, must be cleaned regularly
- Clear our ears and do a bit paw-medi-pedi (although we’re not comfy with it). We have no demand for grooming though.
- No bath, but if you decide to bath us we have right to express anger, use our paws and claws, loud meeouw yell. Basicly we are a clean creature and self-bathing.
- Routine vaccine or regular medical treatment at the nearest vetenarian to keep us healthy
- Play with us! Provide a rope, ball or any pet toys that attracting.
- Sleep everywhere and everytime we like : bed, sofa, your lap, near TV, carpet, window…
- Scratch us especially on head and neck area.
Note : picts taken from here
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